Old fashioned love story....The tale of Tomcat and Duchess spans over fifty years.Eckward is fifty-plus years old and ready to retire from his long-term working job, not his Bama buddy Teague.Teague is newly divorced enjoying his solo life of freedom coupled with his twin partnership of fun with his buddy Eckward at the work place.Eckward and Teague, a pair of FDA inspectors who are both fifty-plus year old dudes, friends, and partners work at the FDA inspection office in metro city Birmingham within the US State of Alabama. They have spent the past thirty years hunting down bugs, leeches, and gamblers.Eckward plans his ultimate life-happiness relaxing with his family, drinking a cold beer, and watching the sporting game.This week, in the great US State of Alabama, the top two sporting teams are vying for the National University Championship Football title.Teague plans his ultimate work-strategy locating one of the twelve sporting game gamblers, residing in Alabama.This week, the FDA assignment requires a FDA inspector to swiftly locate and gently remind the Bama citizen to honestly pay all their Alabama state income taxes on any major football gambling bet, if the lucky gambler has picked the correct winner of the National University Championship football game. Since, the Alabama governor and Bama congress people want a huge monetary pay increase next year.The FDA inspector carries a gun, but does not shoot.The FDA inspector carries a badge, but does not arrest.And the FDA inspector cannot ask for any personal data which does violate the privacy rule that has been established by the US Federal Government. As the FDA inspector can become personally jailed inside an Alabama prison plus become fined with a huge monetary penalty coming out from their individual bank account.